Hi mom it's Achmed, I have a new job, it's called "krankt"

Hi Achmed, what is this new job, what do you do?

I like ehhrrr,,,,,,,,,,,I write reports to the government, to DO, mom, it's great, it pays good money too.

Hmm, what kind of reports do write my son?

Ehhh, ahhhhh, ehhhhhh. its like statistics mom, its great.

What do you mean statistics, you said you work in a banana-republic, i'm surprised they have statistics in a bananarepublic like Sweden?

Well, they just started having it here because they are very backwards. I write the reports since the natives can't do it. Then it becomes statistics and it's reported in the news, it's great.

My son, can i get a job like that, can i work with job you call "krankt"?

Yes sure, all you need to do is come here and get the feeling of "krankt", they pay everyone that feel this way and write reports to the government, to DO. They put you up in nice hotel for the first year, we don't know where all the money is coming from but its great, we are all jumping for joy over these strange people that give us everything.

My son, don't the swedes feel "krankt" over being used like this?

Well sure, but those who do emigrate or commit suicide, the rest of them are called racists in the newspapers, its all good mom. I must go now to my second job at the big company called the Forsakringskassan, bye.

Samtalet kan ha avlyssnats av Forsvarets Radioanstalt, som jag i min tur avlyssnar. DN DN